Tevya VanZanten

she/they

♉️

I do the write

Find it at: http://brokenvocalchordscansing.tumblr.com/

homosexualfrank:

person: i don’t like halloween

me:

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hella-nootella:

SEPTEMBER IS OVER. LET THE MONTH OF HALLOWEEN BEGIN

hella-nootella:

SEPTEMBER IS OVER. LET THE MONTH OF HALLOWEEN BEGIN

deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

(Source: meachey)

2truchainz:

nothing gets by you xbox support 

taco-bell-rey:

Trying to turn in an art project and your teacher says “it’s not done”

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(Source: taco-bell-rey)

Why is it that wet hair is darker, if water is colorless?

takentoglasgow:

la-hire-ships-it:

lokistimetravelingassbutt:

tomatomouthkisser:

sodamnrelatable:

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why hasn’t the scientific side of tumblr responded to this yet guys we are waiting here

When your hair soaks up water, the overall density of your hair increases. This increase in density causes your hair fibers to be arranged more tightly, which allows less light to shine through your hair fibers.

thank you

shine bright like less dense hair fibers

(Source: breadpao)

mztoxictayy:

jevers1010:

e-nomine-lux-ferous:

thatstheriddle:

sherokutakari:

deanbelievesinwholockholmes:

bennydict:

EVERYONE who reblogs this will be insulted in Shakespearean fashion.

I am so looking forward to this …

I GOT MINE BEING INSULTED HAS MADE MY NIGHT

EVERYONE

SHES NOT JOKING

I am completely prepared for this.

Hit meh with ya best shot

Go ahead.

(Source: misterdarcy)

kirishimahikari:

Nᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛs ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ.

(Source: striders.co.vu)

dragging-c0ffins:

I need help

dragging-c0ffins:

I need help